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ANSI Art File  |  1995-04-16  |  2KB  |  640x400  |  4-bit (7 colors)
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OCR: THE JOKER'S LAIR DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE 2 DITZS THAT WANTED TO GO TO DISNEYLAND? AS THEY WERE DRIVING ON THE FREEWAY THEY SAW A SIGN THAT SAID "DISNEYLAND LEFT" SO THEY RETURNED HOME. DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE DITZ THAT WAS IN THE DEPT. STORE WHEN THERE WAS A POWER OUTAGE? SHE WAS STUCK ON THE ESCALATOR FOR 2 HRS. ! WHAT DO YOU CALL 9 DITZS STANDING IN A CIRCLE? A DOPE RING. WHY CAN'T A DITZ WORK IN AN AUTO PARTS DEPARTMENT? SHE WON'T SELL BRAKE SHOES WITHOUT LACES. TWO DITZS WERE WALKING BY A FIELD AND THEY SAW ANOTHER DITZ IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIELD IN A ROW BOAT, TRYING TO ROW ... THE ONE DITZ SAID TO THE OTHER "IT'S DITZS LIKE THAT WHO GIVE US A BAD NAME". THE THE OTHER DITZ REPLIED "YA I KNOW, AND IF I KNEW HOW TO SWIM I'D GO GET HER!" DOCTORS RECENTLY HAVE DISCOVERED THE CAUSE FOR MOST ...